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If you (or someone you love) enjoys such fantasy action adventures as The Hunger Games,  Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter then you're gonna really LOVE Children of the Luminaries!

Click HERE to get an inside look into Children of the Luminaries with this Q&A

Click HERE to read an excerpt from Book One

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*Please Note:  The Children of the Luminaries™ trilogy is an adult fiction/fantasy/adventure/action series

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY 

STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH) 

STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN 

STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY 

STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS 

STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK 

STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON 

STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY 

STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY 

STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET 

STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER 

STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY 

STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS 

STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS 

STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY 

STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK 

STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY 

STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH 

STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY 

STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2

Tappy Ganks Hiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am Grateful For EVERYTHING! 

 The Good as well as the Bad!  The Wonderful and The Challenging.  The Best and The Worst.  And everything like that there!

I Love Because I Can!  I Raise Hell whenever the opportunity lends itself!  I weeble and wobble and yes I do fall down.  But I Always get right back up!  A little slower now -- but I make it eventually!

I have people in my life who Love me despite of AND in spite of my many flaws.   I have people in my life who hate me and oppose me because of my numerous short-comings.    And I LOVE THEM ALL!!!  Not because I HAVE to -- but simply because I WANT to!

Even though I get really aggravated with some of the freeze dried bullshit that goes on both On and Off line --all around the world -- I am truly thankful for the experiences.  


All That We Behold Is Full of Blessings! ~ William Wordsworth


Happy Thanksgiving One & All!

 


























Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

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The Empress on Being Thankful

So What are you thankful for?

Whenever I am asked this question, the first answer that pops into my head is ... I'm  thankful for not being one of these people who walk around with their head stuck up their ass!

While that answer, for some, may come across as crass -- it is my sincerest  heartfelt feelings.  And I don't make any apologies for it.

It is my hope  that one day,  I can say with conviction ... I am thankful there are no more people walking around with their heads up their asses!

I can dream -- can't I?

I could go on and on about what I am thankful for ... but I won't.  The list is enormous and  there isn't enough room on this note to list every single thing I am thankful for.   Sufficient to say ... I am one very  thankful person. 

I'll be spending the last Thursday in November helping those in need.  Paying it forward by continuing my work in doing all I can to relieve the Earth of the gruesome  burden  of this ever increasing epidemic known as  cranial uppitus gluteus maximus malfuctionus more commonly known as ... head up the ass disorder.

And yes, before you say anything ... I realize I have my work cut out for me. 

At any rate ... I wish to express my utmost thanks to ALL of You for being a part of my journey!  Granted, Some of you, I really think I  could have done without.   Irregardless, know that I am thankful for the time we shared -- even more  thankful that it was a short length of time!  Not to mention,  I am extremely thankful knowing our paths will never cross outside this virtual world.  

For those of you who have been with me the longest, and continue walking with me on this path ... you are some really twisted and  sick so and so's!  Something I truly appreciate in a person!    I am so very thankful that you are MY  twisted and sick so and so's!

 With sincerest gratitude ... I am compelled to say in closing,  that no matter how far your head may be up your ass ... no matter how sick and twisted you are ... no matter  how long you may be in my life or how short that time may be ... I am Thankful for each and every one of you! 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!