HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY


STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY 

STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH) 

STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN 

STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY 

STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS 

STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK 

STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON 

STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY 

STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY 

STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET 

STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER 

STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY 

STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS 

STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS 

STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY 

STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK 

STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY 

STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH 

STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY 

STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2

 Tappy Ganks Hiving!


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