NEWS FLASH: Try as I might I have NO fucking control over how any one feels. Therefore, I can't, in good conscious, take responsibility for said feelings of said others. And believe you me, if I could control others' feelings the world would be a happier place. Everybody, and I do mean EVERY BODY, would get along.
But I have no control over any of that. Reason being is (1) that mind control machine I got off Ebay does NOT work! And I can't get a refund because I kinda, sorta, okay I wore out that button that says PUSH HERE.
And (2)... duct taping people to cacti in the middle of the desert appears to be illegal in all 50 states. Not really sure why. Something about kidnapping, torture, inhumane treatment and cruelty to wildlife (I was told coyotes can't really digest people. It makes them very sick--the coyotes not the people). Go figure! And that whole idea of a gigantic sling shot aimed at the the center of the sun is out too. Airspace disputes, space program blah blah blah.
Okay so I came up with a few ideas that may actually be legal.
Those who don't take responsibility for their own feelings and get offended easily should be charged with neglect.
Neglecting your own personal growth and such should be taken very seriously. Laugh if you must, but I am of a strong belief that if every single whiny ass wussy politically correct fuck-tard were made to take charge of their own feelings, they would finally shut the fuck up and leave the rest of us alone.
Totally win/win here folks. Think it over.
Negligence of taking responsibility for your own feelings should come with a serious monetary fine and a threat of being made to scrape road kill off the highways and by ways during a blistering heat wave. This would give offenders something to remember the next time they even attempt to consider anything politically correct and/or taking offense over something that is petty and just stupid and the rest of the world finds funny and/or non-offensive and/or non-threatening.
And for those who cater to those who refuse to take responsibility of their own feelings would have to be punished as well. Not as severe mind you. But fair is fair. And I'm all about being fair. Being an accomplice comes with it's own repercussions don't cha know.
A suitable punishment that doesn't include duct tape was difficult. But I managed to pull one out of my ass.
I'm thinking that the punishment should be a heart felt apology video dedicated to the rest of us who are responsible and respectful and don't fall under the whiny ass oh I'm incapable of taking responsible for my own feelings because I'm a little cry baby priss category.
Said video would be an apology for all those times you fence sitting nits caved in to those irresponsible assholes who insisted that everyone (BUT THEM) is responsible for how they personally feel.
The apology would explain and attempt to justify why they carried out actions that were unjust, unfair and just plain ridiculous to the rest of us who suck it up. They would apologize for hurting the feelings and/or causing some sort of harm of all persons who are not politically correct and not easily offended but are totally beyond sick and tired of those who are!
This video would be posted on You Tube and advertised on every single social network on the Internet. We would charge for viewing and all monies would go to a charity to be named at a later date. I think that should suffice. For now. At least until they make it legal for me to duct tape people to cactus and we can find a suitable anti-acid for coyotes.
These are just ideas. But, they are Ideas that I believe will one day become a reality. I mean not too long ago somebody had this silly little idea that the world was round. That all worked out...eventually.
Freedom from the easily offended and politically correct is what I am working towards. Independence from fuck tards! Wow! Can you imagine how much better the world would be without them? I've seen this world if only in my mind. It's a wonderful world filled with happy responsible people who actually get along with every one.
WOW! What a friggin concept! EVERYBODY getting along!
*sigh*
DISCLAIMER: I'm not one who goes around deliberately hurting other people's feelings. And I am not suggesting, implying or saying out right that any of you set out to do that. No. What I am saying is this...we all should be comfortable with who we are as people. And our comfort does not include catering, coddling and licking the ass of those who can't manage to take responsibility for their own feelings.
Feelings
They're YOURS!
Own them!
Take responsibility for them!
Do it NOW!
Do it OFTEN!
Just DO IT!
For those who are responsible for their own feelings...
I SALUTE YOU!
For those who declare their independence from all things politically correct...
I SALUTE YOU!
You are the few and nearly extinct individuals who still believe change can and will happen!
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Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.
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