From The WTF????!!!! Files (An Editorial)

"May you live in interesting times."     

Though it's unclear where that saying really came from, it packs a bit of a wallop just the same.  Because we are definitely (more so than ever before) living in "interesting times!"

More gruesome than any slasher/sci fi film, the daily news is a cesspool of horrific acts committed by individuals in the most god awful manner, for the most sickening lame ass reasons.

Boredom or Just Being a Fuck Tard?

The latest string of fucktard activity comes from Oklahoma and Indiana.  Both involving "bored teens."  Seriously?  You're bored so you go out and kill an innocent person and/or animal? WTF?!

And you wanna know what's really bad about their excuse?  Sadly and sickeningly enough saying you're bored only ranks a close second to shrugging your shoulders and muttering I dunno.  Remember that excuse?  Anyone?  Anyone?

So to ease your boredom you go out and kill innocents?   Well, guess what?  I hear there's a lot of BORED in-mates there in prison.  And I'll give ya three guesses what they do to ease their boredom!    And yours to boot!  

Bored teens kill Australian baseball player.  OMG!  This is just too much!

Read story HERE


And in other news...yet another bored teen goes out and hunts down little kittens with a bow & arrow.  And then post pictures of his kill on Face Book.  Big Bwana out wits kittens in alley!  Oh you're such a mighty mighty hunter aren't ya?   Asshole!  

Read story HERE



Cure for Boredom???

Back when they were teenagers, my boys told me only once  they were bored.   Only once you say?  Ohhhh yea!   You see, I did what MY parents did to me when I slipped up and said I was bored, I put'em to work cleaning the house, the yard, and a wild assortment of other chores.  Naturally I had to stand over them, supervising them and reminding them that boredom is a symptom of laziness and stupidity.  Hard work is the cure!    And yes!  I sincerely believe that.  It kept my boys (and a few of their friends) from going out and doing some fucktard thing like killing a person or animals. Not to mention, my house and yard looked FABULOUS for a good long time!  

In all honesty, I say it's long past due to  lay down the law the old fashioned way.  Put them brats to work!  Let doing a good job, experienced gained,  a hot meal (or two) be their reward!  It'll look great on a resume!  And...EVERYONE will benefit!

There is plenty of litter on the streets that need to be picked up!  There's lots of graffiti needing to be cleaned off buildings, under-passes and the like.    Put their bored asses on a farm and let them work there for their room and meals.   I promise you, by the time they get finished, they'll be too pooped to be bored.  And even if they still managed to find an ounce of energy to be bored, they'll be too tired to do anything about it!  

I am serious as a heart attack people!    These work initiatives need to be implemented in every city, town, burb in every state across this Nation.  NOW! 

Work their little bored asses into the ground and you'll cut down on this freeze dried bullshit big time!

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