I resolve not to refer, infer, state, imply or look at anyone as if they were an idiot. Unless they are being idiots, then I'm obligated to call them out on it. Due to legalities of said resolutions I am prompted to declare a disclaimer: I got a new Thesaurus for Christmas. And no, that's not one of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park!
I resolve to stop asking people one particular question, and that question being how stupid can you be? After years of careful observation, I've come to the conclusion that asking such a question would prompt some into thinking it was a challenge. This in turn would have me breaking my first resolution and we can't have that. Now can we?
I resolve not to get involved with any type of political discussion. I'm honest enough to know that people (for the most part) make it way too easy to point out how truly stupid they are--and I am hellbent on keeping my resolutions.
I resolve to ignore all videos that pop up on my news feed on Face Book showing someone being "heroic" while never explaining why the person filming the act never bothering to put away the camera and help the person in need their damn self. I mean I get that the majority of people on this planet are dumber than a sack of hammers and believe that all that they see on the internet is genuine and legit...but come ON! You see someone freezing half to death--you give them something warm to wear, you get them a hot beverage, you take them somewhere where it's warm!!!! You see someone drowning you either call 9-1-1 or jump in there and save them; if you see someone getting the ever living shit beat of them...you put down the G-damn camera and call 9-1-1! Of if you can, you get in there and beat the rat bastards off that poor slob getting the snot knocked out of'em! Seriously people! WTF?
*DEEEEP BREATH*
I resolve to not judge people on an everyday basis. I know me and knowing me like I do, I know I'll do it at least once a week. But I figure not doing it every single day should suffice. Even even though the majority of people deserve being judged for being so unbelievably stupid and really need me to shove my foot so far up their asses they would be coughing shoe leather for the rest of the year, I have concluded that my judging them as to how unimaginably stuck on stupid they are is not for me to say but is between them and the deity of their choosing.
I was going to resolve to take better care of myself, eating healthier, exercising more, cut back on smoking, add another day of meditating and just being. But the fact is, all this healthy living would just lead to a longer time in this hell hole filled with the dumbest beings this side of the Milky Way. And the way I see it...I'm going to be dead from a stroke within six months anyways holding in how I REALLY feel. So screw the healthy life-style freeze dried bullshit and pass me the donuts and coffee!
So there you have it folks! My resolutions for 2016!
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About Julia K. Cole
What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!
Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.
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Book Two of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016. The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape: An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016. As well as The Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.
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