NEWS  FLASH:  Try as I might I have NO fucking control over how any one  feels.  Therefore, I can't, in good conscious, take responsibility for said feelings of said others.    And believe you me, if I could control  others' feelings the world would be a happier place.  Everybody, and I do mean EVERY BODY, would get along.     But I have no control over any of that.   Reason being is  (1) that mind control machine I got off Ebay does NOT work!  And I can't  get a refund because I kinda, sorta, okay I wore out that button that  says PUSH HERE.        And (2)...  duct taping people to cacti in the middle of  the desert appears to be illegal in all 50 states. Not really sure why.  Something about  kidnapping, torture, inhumane treatment and cruelty to wildlife (I was told coyotes can't really digest people. It makes them very sick--the coyotes not the people).  Go figure!  And that whole idea of...