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What Are Policemen Made Of?

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Wanted to share this with all of you this Christmas Eve 2014.   Please feel free to pass it around on your social networks.   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What Are Policemen Made Of?  By Paul Harvey Don't credit me with the mongrel prose: it has many parents-at least 420,000 of them: Policemen. A Policeman is a composite of what all men are, mingling of a saint and sinner, dust and deity.    Gulled statistics wave the fan over the stinkers, underscore instances of dishonesty and brutality because they are "new". What they really mean is that they are exceptional, unusual, not commonplace. Buried under the frost is the fact: Less than one-half of one percent of policemen misfit the uniform. That's a better average than you'd find among clergy! What is a policeman made of? He, of all men, is once the most needed and the most unwanted. He's a strangely nameless creature who is "sir" to his face and "fuzz" to his back He must be such a dipl...

Christmas 2014 Sig Tags!

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Here are some of my sig tags for Christmas 2014 Please Be Advised:  ADULT CONTENT

I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!  For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musi...

LAST DAY TO SAVE $3 OFF SALE PRICE ($11.95)

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Last Day to  SAVE $3 off the sale price ($11.95) Available in paperback and on Kindle! www.childrenoftheluminaries.com Children of the Luminaries Trilogy.  Imagine...all you held dear, your way of life, all that you knew, was suddenly and tragically taken away. Imagine...being but only one of 13 survivors of a once powerful race of people. Imagine...being told you were chosen to be a warrior that must face and defeat your most feared enemy. Imagine...learning of a distant world where the dark lord now inhabits  and controls. The same world where your 12 loved ones were sent; and where they reside with no memories of their prior existence...no memories of you. Imagine...being informed that in order to save those you love, you most first rid this world of the dark lord and his minions. What would you do? How far would you go to save those you love? *~*~*~*~* Book I: The Coming Storm launches the saga of The Oracle and her...

#SaveBela campaign may spare dog’s life

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Connie Ley made an unusual request in her will before she died last month in Aurora, Indiana: She asked that her German shepherd, Bela, be euthanized and buried with her. Three weeks later, however, Bela, who is 9 years old and male, is healthy and very much alive. And there’s a growing movement on social media to defy his late owner’s wishes and spare the animal. Ley’s attorney, Doug Denmure, told CNN affiliate WCPO-TV that his late client preferred to send Bela to Best Friends Animal Society’s no-kill sanctuary in southern Utah to live out the remainder of his days. But if transporting the dog across the country proved too expensive, Ley wanted a close friend to take charge of Bela and carry out her request that “the dog be put to sleep, cremated and that the dog’s ashes be placed with her own ashes.” Read More Source:  http://fox43.com/

Save $3 Off Sale Price Order NOW and get it BEFORE Christmas!

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TO GET IT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ORDER NOW and SAVE $3 off sale price ($11.95) Now through 12/22/24 Save $3 when you purchase Book One of Children of the Luminaries Available in paperback and on Kindle! www.childrenoftheluminaries.com Children of the Luminaries Trilogy.  Imagine...all you held dear, your way of life, all that you knew, was suddenly and tragically taken away. Imagine...being but only one of 13 survivors of a once powerful race of people. Imagine...being told you were chosen to be a warrior that must face and defeat your most feared enemy. Imagine...learning of a distant world where the dark lord now inhabits  and controls. The same world where your 12 loved ones were sent; and where they reside with no memories of their prior existence...no memories of you. Imagine...being informed that in order to save those you love, you most first rid this world of the dark lord and his minions. What would you do? How far would you go...

Order Children of the Luminaries Book One The Coming Storm NOW to Get It Before Christmas

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TO GET IT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ORDER NOW! Available in paperback and on Kindle! www.childrenoftheluminaries.com Children of the Luminaries Trilogy.  Imagine...all you held dear, your way of life, all that you knew, was suddenly and tragically taken away. Imagine...being but only one of 13 survivors of a once powerful race of people. Imagine...being told you were chosen to be a warrior that must face and defeat your most feared enemy. Imagine...learning of a distant world where the dark lord now inhabits  and controls. The same world where your 12 loved ones were sent; and where they reside with no memories of their prior existence...no memories of you. Imagine...being informed that in order to save those you love, you most first rid this world of the dark lord and his minions. What would you do? How far would you go to save those you love? *~*~*~*~* Book I: The Coming Storm launches the saga of The Oracle and her mentor Demetrius as they set out on a ques...