HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY
STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH) STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2 Tappy Ganks Hiving!