Julia K Cole

Cranial Uppitus Gluteus Maximus Dysfunction.   More commonly  known as, Head Stuck Up Your Ass Syndrome .  This is one of the most common dis-eases known to humankind.  There are no pills or serum to cure this malady.  Nor are there any modern conventional medical means in which to have it surgically repaired.   At least not yet! But do not fall into despair my fellow earth travelers!  There is hope!  In fact, many are taking the opportunity to self-heal themselves by moving with the energies of a shifting process.   This shifting process is none other than …  The ASS-cension . The ASS-cension is the process of pulling one’s head out of one’s ass.  And thankfully it is a process that all human experiencers will go through ---eventually.  No exceptions! Right now, the entire population of human experiencers are currently  in the state of ASS-cending on various levels.  Sadly, those who have succe...

The person who hurt you either  Isn’t aware they have hurt you; Doesn’t care they hurt you ; Has forgotten about the incident and moved on; Sleeps very well at night Has no issues with indigestion, headaches, back pain or any other kind of pain Is convinced you are in desperate need of getting a life,  getting laid or both Has steady relationships and a job Has no addictions or disorders Can hold a steady personal relationship/keep a job You on the other hand … Can remember every detail of the incident and every syllable uttered; Have developed various types of ailments, joint pains, suffer from headaches, backaches,  a wide variety of  physical, mental and/or emotional health issues; Are angry, resentful and mistrustful; Either can’t sleep or sleeps way too much Now has an eating disorder Suffering from memory loss --huge chunks of your life is missing Has some sort of addiction (alcohol, drugs, sex, spending, gambling, food) Can’t hold...