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If you (or someone you love) enjoys such fantasy action adventures as The Hunger Games,    Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter then you're gonna really LOVE Children of the Luminaries! Click HERE to get an inside look into Children of the Luminaries with this Q&A Click HERE to read an excerpt from Book One ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Get ahead of the Holiday Shopping Madness and order your copy of Children of the Luminaries Book One The Coming Storm Today! Available in paperback Create Space.    Click HERE  Or you can just click the book cover on the Right Hand side of this Blog.   *Please Note:  The Children of the Luminariesâ„¢ trilogy is an adult fiction/fantasy/adventure/action series

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

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STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY  STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (SCOTCH)  STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN  STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY  STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS  STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK  STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON  STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY  STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY  STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET  STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER  STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY  STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS  STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS  STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY  STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK  STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY  STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH  STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY  STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT=2 Tappy Ganks Hiving!

Happy Thanksgiving!

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I am Grateful For EVERYTHING!   The Good as well as the Bad!  The Wonderful and The Challenging.  The Best and The Worst.  And everything like that there! I Love Because I Can!  I Raise Hell whenever the opportunity lends itself!  I weeble and wobble and yes I do fall down.  But I Always get right back up!  A little slower now -- but I make it eventually! I have people in my life who Love me despite of AND in spite of my many flaws.   I have people in my life who hate me and oppose me because of my numerous short-comings.    And I LOVE THEM ALL!!!  Not because I HAVE to -- but simply because I WANT to! Even though I get really aggravated with some of the freeze dried bullshit that goes on both On and Off line --all around the world -- I am truly thankful for the experiences.   All That We Be hold Is Full of Blessings! ~ William Wordswo rth Happy Thanksg iving One & All!   ...

The Empress on Being Thankful

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So What are you thankful for? Whenever I am asked this question, the first answer that pops into my head is ... I'm  thankful for not being one of these people who walk around with their head stuck up their ass! While that answer, for some, may come across as crass -- it is my sincerest  heartfelt feelings.  And I don't make any apologies for it. It is my hope  that one day,  I can say with conviction ... I am thankful there are no more people walking around with their heads up their asses! I can dream -- can't I? I could go on and on about what I am thankful for ... but I won't.  The list is enormous and  there isn't enough room on this note to list every single thing I am thankful for.   Sufficient to say ... I am one very  thankful person.  I'll be spending the last Thursday in November helping those in need.  Paying it forward by continuing my work in doing all I can to relieve the Earth of the grue...