The ASS-cension
Cranial Uppitus Gluteus Maximus Dysfunction. More commonly known as, Head Stuck Up Your Ass Syndrome . This is one of the most common dis-eases known to humankind. There are no pills or serum to cure this malady. Nor are there any modern conventional medical means in which to have it surgically repaired. At least not yet! But do not fall into despair my fellow earth travelers! There is hope! In fact, many are taking the opportunity to self-heal themselves by moving with the energies of a shifting process. This shifting process is none other than … The ASS-cension . The ASS-cension is the process of pulling one’s head out of one’s ass. And thankfully it is a process that all human experiencers will go through ---eventually. No exceptions! Right now, the entire population of human experiencers are currently in the state of ASS-cending on various levels. Sadly, those who have succe...