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Christmas Sig Tags 2018

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Christmas Sig Tags for 2018 featuring the gorgeous artwork of Very Many, Keith Garvey, Stella Felice7, Alex Pridhodko, and Misticheskaya.  Scrap Kits by Pink Paradox Productions and Dee's Designs.

From the Pay It Forward Files: Undercover Elves

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 Inside a home on Powell Avenue, in the Jacobs neighborhood on Christmas Eve, the stockings were hung ready for Christmas. However, under a small Christmas tree, there were no gifts in sight. Outside, an undercover operation was going on as several LMPD officers pulled up to the home.  READ MORE SOURCE:   http://www.wdrb.com

I think Santa Claus is a woman....

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I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!  For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musi...

Christmas Smack Down: Tradition vs. Politically Correct vs. People With Brains

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The one thing everyone can be sure of this holiday season is the politically correct never stops! It's becoming a literal Smack Down these days.   Sadly, PCers seem to be getting their way.      Here's the dig, the PCers claim they don’t want to offend anyone who is not Christian.   Yea, that’s their claims!  However, I couldn't help but notice (as I always do) that these dweebs are not one bit interested in offending  the rest of us!  Christians and non-Christians alike!   Below are just a few examples what these vandalizing politically correct ass hats are doing.  I am certain there are more, but you get the gist!  In addition to the examples, and just to keep things real, I have added the People With Brains commentary.    *~*~*~*~* Tradition: Santa Claus is a jolly fat elf. The Politically Correct:  he needs to lose weight because he is a bad example fo...