Getting the Most From Your Psychic Reading: Part III

Okay kids!  Picking up where I left off last year -- this is Part Three of my on-going series of  Getting the Most From Your Psychic Reading


In my previous blogs, I gave information on all the questions you should NEVER ask a psychic.    (Check my blogs from December 2011).   In this installment, are samplings of some questions that will help you in getting the most from your psychic reading!  There will be a few more installments in the coming months -- so stay tuned!  And Check Back Often!

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Sample Questions to Help You Get The Most From Your Psychic Reading:

1.  What does the Universe /My Higher Self want me to know about the most?

This question is one groovy way to open up to what  the Universe/Your Higher Self has been trying to tell you and show you.    With all the distractions taking place these days -- it isn’t any wonder that many of us miss out on the subtle messages that have been given.    But even so, we feel that nudge at the back of our necks -- a distant nagging that keeps prompting us to do a certain thing, or know something, but we can’t seem to get it.  It’s during those times a psychic reader can help.


2.  What can I do to move forward in my life?

The Universe just loves action!  Loves! Loves! Loves it!  And  it  really digs those who dare to go where they’ve not yet gone before!.    The Universe especially loves all those who do more than yammer on and about their dreams and actually gets up and does something about them.   The Universe stands ready to help move you along!  But before you can do that -- you have to become consciously aware of what is standing in your way.

Chances are, you already know that you have some of those pesky little stumbling blocks.  Oftentimes, the biggest one is Your SELF!  YOU!   But have no fears my dears!  None of these have  be permanent.   Just by asking this particular question,  you have opened yourself up to the  guidance you require in that given moment.  Guidance that will lead you to becoming  unstuck. 

Now this is very important kids.  So pay closer attention to  the next few paragraphs.  In fact, you may want to print this, get out your highlighters to emphasize the importance of the information.

The guidance you receive from the Universe  will be very, very simple.  Reason being is this … Contrary to popular belief -- The Universe is the personification of simplification. 

 There will be no opening up the heavens!  No Angelic choir singing Hallelujah!  No deep James Earl Jones voice coming from the skies telling you exactly everything you ever wanted to know.     Sorry kids!  But that isn’t how the Universe works! 
 
Now!  Seeing how we all reside in a very simplistic Universe it is logical to conclude that in that very  moment we step out of that simplicity -- we get all confuzzled!   We start to panic and get all bent out of shape.

No matter how much you think and/or believe how complicated you are and/or your life is … it ain’t!    All your problems, obstacles,  challenges -- whatever you want to call all that crap you got yourself into -- almost always has a simple answer.  And there is a huge chance you already know the answer(s).  In your panic -- you just forgot!  That’s where a psychic reading comes in handy.  Psychic readings can  help you  recall  what you already know!


3.  What is my purpose in life?  
Whenever you are living your life’s purpose -- your life feels and appears to be so fantastical!!  Everything just flows better.  It’s like a dream that you never want to wake from!  It’s that damn good!

Chances are you’re sitting there thinking -- Well that’s all good and fine  for all those who know what their purpose is.  But I don’t know what mine is!

Oh!  But I think you do darlin’!

Your life holds many purposes over the course of your human experience.   But it always starts out as “the one" and grows and develops into other avenues.

Now that one purpose is something that you can’t seem to escape.  No matter how hard you've tried.  Its a dream that you can’t seem to get away from.  It’s in your thoughts almost all the time.  Morning, Noon and Night it’s there!   It’s something you have always wanted to do -- but felt there was never enough time or money to pursue it.   Sometimes it’s something you are too afraid to do for fear of being ridicule or looked down upon.   And it may be something that doesn’t make money -- in the beginning.      Even so, that purpose lingers around you.  Nagging at you to the point you can’t ignore it no more!  You now find yourself needing and wanting to do it! You just gotta!!! Or wind up in some crazy house!

A Psychic Reading can help you discover your purpose(s) and assist you in realizing them.  But only if you ask! 
4.  How can I be more intuitive--more psychic?
This has to be one of my all time favorite questions!    I love this question because it means that you’re not some ignorant dink walking around like some mindless zombie!  It means you get it!  You finally get  that everyone is intuitive!

Now!  I want you to keep in mind that  it’s really your work -- your path!  But -- a reputable psychic reader like myself can get you started,  help you discover how  your intuition comes through for you,  as well as  assist you to  honor and trust what you get.   

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE:  I and my fellow Psychic readers and mediums  never,  never -- EVER want to foster a dependence on us.    In all honesty -- We prefer to teach you how to get the information yourself and stand on your own two feet.  That way you won't have to rely on any of us for the rest of your life.

And don't worry kids!  We'll always be there to help you along the way.   It's part of the gig!  :-)    But Speaking for myself -- and a few others -- nothing brings a psychic reader and medium greater joy than being able to  stand back and see  you do it for yourself! 


Until Next Time Kiddies -- 

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.

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One Small Victory: The Light Switch HAS Been Flipped On!

My day was brightened when I sat down with my hot steaming cup of coffee and turned on the radio this morning.    Discussion about Bill S1867.   On December 31, 2011, President Obama signed off on this bill. 

In case you have been living under a rock somewhere on a distant planet in a galaxy far, far away -- this is the Bill that gives the military authority to detain any person they suspect as a terrorist! 

See my previous blog on this subject  ... Click HERE




Mike Gallagher, during his show, made some valid points.  Many of which I agree with.    In particularly treating all known terrorists as enemy combantants.   Having them tried by military law -- not regular civilian laws.      Of course, there will be those who disagree.    And that's fine!  But it is something I agree with.  And I will not waiver my stance on it.



The laws that define what a terrorist is must be changed if any of us are to feel a measure of safety within the borders of the U.S.A.!    The way the bill reads  does not exclude Americans (born or naturalized).  NDAA does apply to Americans!   Read the exposed myths at  www.naturalnews.com

I am not comfortable giving that much authority to anyone in particular-- but it really unnerves me when I know  the military has been granted a broad sweep like this.  Historically speaking, both past and present, tells us it is not a good idea -- for any reason!  

Don't get me wrong -- I am all for the military doing their job to protect us as a whole!  I understand it is the duty and obligation of Congress to keep the American people safe.    I get that!  I support that!  However!  Washington needs to redefine what is considered a true terrorist!  Post Haste!

After hearing this bill talked about by the folks in the media I feel the light switch has been flipped on! I was getting a little concern there for minute!   But it doesn't stop there folks!  We all must come together and contact our representatives and demand the wording be changed ASAP!   

Known as The Empress of the  Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.

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Yes! The NDAA DOES APPLY TO AMERICANS!

 Folks -- in all seriousness you need to get off your collective asses and start contacting your representatives, your local and national media about this!   Face Book it!  Twitter it!  Get this out in the open and nip it in the bud!  NOW!


Myth busted: Yes, the NDAA does apply to Americans, and here's the text that says so:  Read More at  www.naturalnews.com

Also see my previous blog on this subject  ... Click HERE

These Talk Show Hosts are NOT talking about this!  At least not at the time of this writing.    Contact them!  Tell them you know the Truth!  And you want it broadcasted on their shows so ALL AMERICANS can know and do something about it ... NOW!!

CONTACT INFORMATION FOR RADIO TALK SHOW HOSTS

Hugh Hewitt

hugh@hughhewitt.com

www.hughhewitt.com/

Sean Hannity

hannity.com/contact

800-941-7326

Michael Medved

MichaelMedved.com/michaelmedved/contact.aspx

Mike Gallagher

mikeonline.com/mikeonline/contact.aspx

Dr. Bill Bennett

billbennett.com

866-680-6464

The Dennis Miller Show

http://www.dennismillerradio.com/pg/jsp/general/contact.jsp?form3=open#form4

The Diane Rehm Show

http://thedianerehmshow.org/contact

800-433-8850

Rush Limbaugh

www.rushlimbaugh.com

ElRushbo@EIBnet.com

Smiley and West 

www.smileyandwest.com

http://www.smileyandwest.com/contacts.html

8-555-SPEAKOUT

Laura Ingraham

www.lauraingraham.com

 

The Empress on Predictions

To kick off my Blog  for 2012 --  I thought it befitting to focus on all the yearly predictions made.  In particular, I wanted to give “kudos” to all those psychics who  made not so much a prediction as they did a declaration to what 2012 will be bringing.   

One was ... I foresee the global consciousness changing and improving in 2012. 

Really?  He’s claiming that one as an original prediction?  *ROFL*

There is  this one psychic who claims that the entire political establishment will be done away with in 2012. 

One can only hope!

And then there are the ones “predicting” earthquakes, fires, floods, and hurricanes.  


Seriously? You mean to tell me that there is actually going to be … *gasps*  … earthquakes, floods and hurricanes in 2012???!!!  And fires??!!!  WHAT?!!!  Noooooo!

Come on people!  Let’s get realistic here!  These are not psychic predictions.  They’re predictions -- yes.  But there isn’t anything special about them. 

Predictions are nothing more than guesstimates … at best.  Guesstimates that are created and  gauged  by the current trends.  You have a 50/50 chance at being right! 

And the guy that made his so called prediction about the occupy movement?  Sweetie -- I am on record for making that very prediction years before it happened!     Doesn’t make me special in the least.    In fact, I know it was nothing more than a replay of something that had already happened in history.  Maybe not exactly the way it happened before -- but it was very similar.   Like all good psychics,  I just followed the trends, watched the “flight patterns” of the human condition … and viola! Made the prediction! 

Then there are the predictions made that are seemingly more involved with supernatural powers.  Like the nuclear power plant in Japan.    Hate to bust your bubble -- but any prediction made with respect to this --they  too were  guesstimates.   Nuclear power plants have a long history of going bad.   It was only a matter of time before Japan’s power plant went belly up!  Anyone doing research into these power plants could narrow down a time line and make a guesstimate as to when it would begin having issues.  Nothing supernatural or special about the prediction.  Again, you have a 50/50 chance in being right!

And the earthquake?   These are not out of the norm.   Not now anyways.  The earth is shifting -- literally.  Of course, anyone who actually knows anything about Planet Earth would know that she is constantly moving!!!  She is a Alive!  And is, and always has been, moving!     And consider the facts that we, as a whole, have been creating more fault lines, encouraging more and more earth shifts,  with all our mining, excavating and constant use of multi-ton vehicles.    It isn’t any real wonder that there are more earthquakes occurring these days.  

Anyone that knows geography  knows  that earthquakes occur in Japan regularly --most of which go virtually unnoticed.   And Japan is an island folks!    They have tsunamis!!!    Do the Math!

Speaking of constant earth quakes … California comes to mind.    I would love for someone to explain to me how is it that the people in that state get all shocked every year when there is a fire, a mudslide or an earthquake?    And what is it about psychics making predictions regarding this are hailed to be the best thing since sliced bread??!   

Now I know what you’re thinking (I’m psychic after all!).  You want to know why am I going on about psychics and predictions when I am a psychic reader myself.    Well, it’s simple really.  I am all about educating people.  As a psychic reader and medium, my primary job includes creating conscious awareness in as many people as possible.    In fact, this is the principal job description of anyone who is a bon-a-fide psychic reader and medium!

Shocking as that may sound!  It’s true!

There is nothing out of the ordinary about psychic readers and mediums.  Nothing unique about any of us really.  Except maybe our individual  style.  As far as being singled out and chosen, special in some “touched by god” sort of way  -- nope!

There is, however,  one thing that does  set psychic readers and mediums apart from the rest.  They are more consciously aware of the energies all around us.    Many of  us are very well read too!   And many of us  are also news and history junkies.   All of this  adds to the awareness and helps us to  be a better psychic reader!   Again, nothing supernaturally  out of the ordinary about any of us!

The actual word psychic is a Greek word meaning Soul!  So seeing how we are all souls -- that means what?  Yea!  That’s right!

Now being a psychic reader just means  you are a soul reader.  It literally means you are consciously aware of the energies exuding out from all the souls around you.  Being a medium means you are consciously aware of those energies emanating and interacting outside and around the physical world.

Yes folks!  It is really that simplistic!  And it is really that down to earth! 

So I hope when you hear of any predictions -- you’ll be educated enough to know -- there was a 50/50 chance of them being wrong.  And on the offset they are right more than they are wrong -- only means their awareness is more honed than others.  Nothing you yourself can’t do -- if you bothered to put forth any effort!

Now … in the spirit of making predictions *LOL* … I’m going to make a few predictions of my own.

In 2012 there will be ...

People who are  going to get pissed off by what I said here!  They will not have read it all the way through, make their judgments accordingly and set out to get angry with me, slander me and try their best to prove me wrong!  On the flip side  there will be a few who will agree with me and actually add to what was said here. 
 

And in closing ... as in times past ... There will continue to be those who blindly follow and there will be those who will take a stand and lead others into a higher consciousness. 

Happy New Year!

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.

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The Empress on 2011: Final Thoughts

In my final thoughts on 2011, I am reminded of those I said good bye this past year.  Interestingly enough, there weren’t that many.  And I say that because -- in years past, the number of people I said good bye to were in the triple digits.  But 2011, the numbers dwindled down to the single numbers. 

On February 7, 2011, my mother passed away .  After almost a year, I still can’t  figure out how I feel about that.   Having been estranged from her for so long, coupled with the fact that I am a medium,  it’s really difficult to decipher my feelings on her physical death.   A huge part of me, however,  is relieved that she is no longer suffering.  I don’t like seeing anyone in any kind of pain.

My mother left behind a legacy of confusion.  It’s how she lived her life -- so it’s only fitting that her death would reflect the same.    The world around me actually mirrors my mother in so many ways -- too many to even begin to count.  Which may be one of many reasons why I don’t miss her as much as I feel  I should.

In 2011, I managed to kick out -- and keep out --  certain people who were always finding ways to inject their brand of doom and gloom about everything!  They were always telling me:  I can't do this -- I can’t say that!  That’s not how you do it!  You’re wrong!  I’m the only one who knows better than you!  Blah! Blah! Blah!

Anything and everything I did and/or said was always put down by these people.   Couldn't do anything right where they were concerned.   So I kicked their asses OUT and slammed that door shut!  

These were the people who were constantly trying to control every aspect of my being.   You know the type.  Everyone has at least one of those people around.    For whatever reason/reasons -- I seem to have had more than my fair share of those types.  Oy!  But …  2011 proved to be the year where I managed to keep that door to those types of relationships closed.    Now, as I watch the clock ticking away towards 2012 -- I can’t help but feel really proud of myself for standing my ground in this particular regard. 

2011 was also the year where I renewed some old friendships that had fell to the wayside.   We had parted in late 2009 -- and found our paths crossing in 2011.    The time during our separation brought us into some really groovy wisdom -- our friendship is better and stronger for it. 

 Oh!  And I am very proud to announce … (drum roll please)  I finally managed to actually complete my  first book (the first in a trilogy)  in 2011!  Woo! Hoo!    Sufficient to say … I can honestly  relate to Tolkien!  Lord of the Rings’ fans know what I’m talking about here.   

I feel that the last two books in this series won’t take as long as the first!  I know it won’t -- cause I’m already half finished with Book 2.  And Book 3 -- got one-third of it on paper!  Yea! For me!!!! 

I have several other  literary projects in the works in 2012.  And unlike in times past … I am actually feeling good about them all.  I don’t feel that twinge of drudgery as I use to.   Actually feel excited about it all.     This excitement -- this feeling of freedom -- is actually new for me.  I never felt it before -- not like this! 

And I LOVE IT!

Regardless of the insanity taking place around me -- I am really feeling good about 2012! 

While I know there will continue to be challenges along the way during the new year, I feel these incredible energies building and gaining strength.    An incredibly wonderful feeling that something fantastical is just over the horizon!  Something brought about by all the hard work I and so many others have been doing over the decades.  

And no … I am not expecting any Utopia to suddenly appear through some extraterrestrial or divine intervention.  I am, however, seeing something more tangible in its finishing stages taking place in 2012.   And yes, I take pride in the knowingness that I played a small part in it!

As we face the final count-down to 2012 ... I shall leave you with an excerpt from the Children of the Luminaries© series …

All that no longer serves your growth -- leave it. 
All those who no longer serve your higher purposes -- Bid farewell!

Bring with you only the wisdom that you earned during the challenges you faced -- all those you overcome -- even the ones that you didn't.  Take  only the Love and compassion these events inspired and instilled in you.

Lift your head up and take heart that this is by no means the end of who you are -- but the return to your true self!

Remember this … and remember it well … that after all that has been said and done -- only Love matters!  It is all that ever truly mattered!  It is the only thing that ever matters!  

Grandmother Willow to The Oracle

Children of the Luminaries ~ Book III: The Day of Reckoning

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.

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The Empress on 2011: Part Four

The days leading up to the new year is always a time of reflection.   While this year is no different, 2011 seems to have  prompted many to really dig down deeper than ever before.   The years leading up to this present year no doubt had a great deal to do with this.   To say the very least -- it’s been a rough couple of years!

While each year brings with it a renewed since of hope,  there is something about 2012 that brings an added boost to that feeling.  In truth -- 2012 carries an excitement that causes all other years to pale in comparison.    

Maybe it’s all the “hoopla” surrounding this year that has us all collectively in a tizzy.    I mean, we all have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of this particular year for some time now.   Waiting with baited breath to see if the so called “prophecies” are true.  

Speaking of prophecies -- the Mayan calendar-- in no way, shape, form or fashion states that 2012 is the end of the world!  That propaganda  came from the religious fanatics, and passed on by followers of this ill conceived thought!  Propaganda that has been further perpetuated by a certain well known, world wide radio talk show -- whose name shall not be mentioned!

But even still -- there is a certain air surrounding 2012 that is utterly electrifying!

There is no mistaking it -- a  new era of humankind is upon us!  And it is exciting!

In preparation of this exciting new year -- many of us are shedding the dregs of all the years past.  We are consciously leaving behind all that no longer serves us.  In other words --  All that nonsense that happened in 2011 -- stays in 2011! 

This preparation also includes expansion of the education of the masses who are now in the process of waking up!  The few who experienced their awakening many years prior to this time --  who have spent these years leading up to 2012 consciously training -- are now heeding the call to aid those now coming out of their long soul slumber!   


As many of us are aware -- the majority of the earth’s population has been dumbed down to the point of absolute emotional and mental retardation.    Creating a society of needy greedy self entitled drama queens!   Selfishness and self entitlement -- people who actually believe “someone else” should be doing all the work -- and then hand over all their hard earned money and belongings to these lazy, selfish people.    These little nits want what others have -- but don’t want to work for it.  They want it all handed over to them -- because they believe -- actually believe-- they are entitled to it. 

 All this has been made self evident through the media and personal experiences -- both off and on line! 

As an example of this on-going and growing self-entitlement attitude on-line … is Face Book.   There are people who actually believe they have the right to be on your personal page,  a part of your personal network --  whether you want them there or not.  These self entitled needy greedy little drama queens actually are convinced  -- that they have the right say whatever they want; do whatever they want -- and you’re suppose to just sit back and allow it.    In fact, they have this attitude that YOU should be grateful that they are there. 

People who go along with this mind set try to make others feel bad for removing these assholes.  They use passive manipulation; or in some instances out right admonition for doing so.    

Been seeing this run rampant throughout this social network.  No doubt it is happening in other networks of this ilk -- wouldn’t know -- don’t visit those.  Don’t care to either.

This entire dumbing down of the masses has been deliberately orchestrated by those who wish to keep the populace in control!  Why?  Because those in so called control know their time is limited -- and it is running out!

Those of us who have managed to stay alert, awake and do not succumb to the idiot factor -- we have a huge task ahead of us!   To quote Master Teacher Jesus -- “the need is great -- but the workers are few!”


Hopefully -- 2012 will bring about a stronger conscious awareness and people, for the most part, will not only WAKE UP … but GROW UP!

I got Hopes … HIGH Hopes!

Counting down to 2012 -- and to a Great Era of MASS AWAKENING!

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.


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The Empress on 2011: Part Three

I am sorry to report that in 2011 we saw an increase of “reality” TV shows.    Which is proof positive of how utterly dumbed down the majority has gotten!  As if there weren’t enough distractions  -- we are now bombarded by trashy television shows that have the audacity to call themselves “reality” TV.    And don’t even get me started on those ridiculous, badly slammed together  paranormal shows.  

It has gotten so bad, I don’t even own a television any more!  Why bother?  All the good decent shows are all but disappeared.  And what shows were good and entertaining can now be found on the internet.  Or if you still have a television you can purchase them on DVD. 

2011 has also seen the rise of what I like to call ...  the "Stuck on Stupid Syndrome" or S.O.S.S. for short!    

Where else but on a planet taken over by the utterly stupid can you find a law that clearly prohibits TEXTING ON A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING???!!! 

If you weren’t stupid to begin with -- you wouldn’t have to be told that texting and/or talking on the telephone is  a really stupid idea!  And there wouldn't have been a need to pass a  law to  prohibited it!   But Stupid people have to be told it’s not a good idea --- that it‘s really stupid To TEXT and/or TALK on the telephone  while driving … because they are STUPID!

Same thing with drinking booze and driving.  People too stupid to know if you are drinking,  it slows down and messes up your reactions.  What really amazes me is the drunks who are so drunk they can't stand but still believe they can drive a car!  STUPID!  Tellin' ya! 

Then there are the stupid people who like to pretend they are clever.  They're the ones that will explain to you that talking to someone in the car  next to you is distracting and that having children in the car is distracting.     My reply to that line of logic?  If you are THAT easily distracted -- then you don't need to be driving in the first damn place because you are apparently too damn stupid to focus on what is important!

Wit respect to that very "clever statement" ... I do have a few suggestions though (of course I do!).


If the kids are the cause of said distraction -- you know they are ill behaved -- you know they are going to act up while you are driving you can either (1) do what our parents did and pull over; (2)  threaten them with bodily harm or knock them upside their heads or BOTH; or (3) duct tape them together and toss them in the back seat;  or (4) just  leave them at home!

If you have a friend and/or family member who is a virtual chatty cat -- and you know they are a chatty cat -- and you know they will distract you with all their chatting --- you can (1) threaten to throw them out; (2) throw them out; (3) duct tape up and toss'em in the back seat; or (4) just leave them at home!

Actually if you are among the truly stuck on stupid -- it's just best you stay at home and watch your stupid "reality tv shows!  It's best for all involved really!

Of course, stupid people are not going to do any of that.  Rather than  taking any steps that remotely resemble intelligent and responsible actions-- they prefer risking life and limb of not only themselves -- but that of innocent by standers!  Which of course results in life altering injuries, unnecessary deaths and MORE DAMN LAWS!

Now ... If you still believe there are no stuck on stupid people on this planet -- I will refer to all those  labels that had to be placed on certain products to keep the stupid people from harming themselves--and each other.    It's been an on-going problem for years!   And now -- they have slowly taken over the entire planet -- and gaining in numbers!

Proof positive that stupid people have taken over the planet, and continue to breed like rabbits, is based on this one all important fact -- and it as follows ....  long ago,  you were hard pressed to find more than two village idiots at any given time!   Now ... its the other way around!  NOW you are hard pressed to find more than two NON-STUCK ON STUPID people in the same village.  In some instances -- the entire village  is nothing BUT idiots! 

Those of us who have any measure of good sense, any level of comprehension skills pass the kindergarten level,  and any type of logical and analytical abilities,  can now consider themselves  on the Endangered Species list!

Unfortunately, the American government has seen fit to close down the space program.  So we're stuck on this rock until one of us comes up with a serum that cures stupidity or builds an outer space Noah's Ark so we non stuck on stupid types can haul ass!

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Hopefully, 2012 will be the year  our old friends Good Sense (formerly known as "common" sense), Common Courtesy and Logic will return.   After all, 2012 is being hailed as the year of enlightenment!  So there is hope!  

Yea ... I know!  I'm a dreamer!

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape,  Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™.   Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience.  In the style  of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.

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