I am sorry to report that in 2011 we saw an increase of “reality” TV shows. Which is proof positive of how utterly dumbed down the majority has gotten! As if there weren’t enough distractions -- we are now bombarded by trashy television shows that have the audacity to call themselves “reality” TV. And don’t even get me started on those ridiculous, badly slammed together paranormal shows.
Now ... If you still believe there are no stuck on stupid people on this planet -- I will refer to all those labels that had to be placed on certain products to keep the stupid people from harming themselves--and each other. It's been an on-going problem for years! And now -- they have slowly taken over the entire planet -- and gaining in numbers!
Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.
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It has gotten so bad, I don’t even own a television any more! Why bother? All the good decent shows are all but disappeared. And what shows were good and entertaining can now be found on the internet. Or if you still have a television you can purchase them on DVD.
2011 has also seen the rise of what I like to call ... the "Stuck on Stupid Syndrome" or S.O.S.S. for short!
2011 has also seen the rise of what I like to call ... the "Stuck on Stupid Syndrome" or S.O.S.S. for short!
Where else but on a planet taken over by the utterly stupid can you find a law that clearly prohibits TEXTING ON A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING???!!!
If you weren’t stupid to begin with -- you wouldn’t have to be told that texting and/or talking on the telephone is a really stupid idea! And there wouldn't have been a need to pass a law to prohibited it! But Stupid people have to be told it’s not a good idea --- that it‘s really stupid To TEXT and/or TALK on the telephone while driving … because they are STUPID!
Same thing with drinking booze and driving. People too stupid to know if you are drinking, it slows down and messes up your reactions. What really amazes me is the drunks who are so drunk they can't stand but still believe they can drive a car! STUPID! Tellin' ya!
Then there are the stupid people who like to pretend they are clever. They're the ones that will explain to you that talking to someone in the car next to you is distracting and that having children in the car is distracting. My reply to that line of logic? If you are THAT easily distracted -- then you don't need to be driving in the first damn place because you are apparently too damn stupid to focus on what is important!
Wit respect to that very "clever statement" ... I do have a few suggestions though (of course I do!).
If the kids are the cause of said distraction -- you know they are ill behaved -- you know they are going to act up while you are driving you can either (1) do what our parents did and pull over; (2) threaten them with bodily harm or knock them upside their heads or BOTH; or (3) duct tape them together and toss them in the back seat; or (4) just leave them at home!
If you have a friend and/or family member who is a virtual chatty cat -- and you know they are a chatty cat -- and you know they will distract you with all their chatting --- you can (1) threaten to throw them out; (2) throw them out; (3) duct tape up and toss'em in the back seat; or (4) just leave them at home!
Actually if you are among the truly stuck on stupid -- it's just best you stay at home and watch your stupid "reality tv shows! It's best for all involved really!
Of course, stupid people are not going to do any of that. Rather than taking any steps that remotely resemble intelligent and responsible actions-- they prefer risking life and limb of not only themselves -- but that of innocent by standers! Which of course results in life altering injuries, unnecessary deaths and MORE DAMN LAWS!
If you weren’t stupid to begin with -- you wouldn’t have to be told that texting and/or talking on the telephone is a really stupid idea! And there wouldn't have been a need to pass a law to prohibited it! But Stupid people have to be told it’s not a good idea --- that it‘s really stupid To TEXT and/or TALK on the telephone while driving … because they are STUPID!
Same thing with drinking booze and driving. People too stupid to know if you are drinking, it slows down and messes up your reactions. What really amazes me is the drunks who are so drunk they can't stand but still believe they can drive a car! STUPID! Tellin' ya!
Then there are the stupid people who like to pretend they are clever. They're the ones that will explain to you that talking to someone in the car next to you is distracting and that having children in the car is distracting. My reply to that line of logic? If you are THAT easily distracted -- then you don't need to be driving in the first damn place because you are apparently too damn stupid to focus on what is important!
Wit respect to that very "clever statement" ... I do have a few suggestions though (of course I do!).
If the kids are the cause of said distraction -- you know they are ill behaved -- you know they are going to act up while you are driving you can either (1) do what our parents did and pull over; (2) threaten them with bodily harm or knock them upside their heads or BOTH; or (3) duct tape them together and toss them in the back seat; or (4) just leave them at home!
If you have a friend and/or family member who is a virtual chatty cat -- and you know they are a chatty cat -- and you know they will distract you with all their chatting --- you can (1) threaten to throw them out; (2) throw them out; (3) duct tape up and toss'em in the back seat; or (4) just leave them at home!
Actually if you are among the truly stuck on stupid -- it's just best you stay at home and watch your stupid "reality tv shows! It's best for all involved really!
Of course, stupid people are not going to do any of that. Rather than taking any steps that remotely resemble intelligent and responsible actions-- they prefer risking life and limb of not only themselves -- but that of innocent by standers! Which of course results in life altering injuries, unnecessary deaths and MORE DAMN LAWS!
Now ... If you still believe there are no stuck on stupid people on this planet -- I will refer to all those labels that had to be placed on certain products to keep the stupid people from harming themselves--and each other. It's been an on-going problem for years! And now -- they have slowly taken over the entire planet -- and gaining in numbers!
Proof positive that stupid people have taken over the planet, and continue to breed like rabbits, is based on this one all important fact -- and it as follows .... long ago, you were hard pressed to find more than two village idiots at any given time! Now ... its the other way around! NOW you are hard pressed to find more than two NON-STUCK ON STUPID people in the same village. In some instances -- the entire village is nothing BUT idiots!
Those of us who have any measure of good sense, any level of comprehension skills pass the kindergarten level, and any type of logical and analytical abilities, can now consider themselves on the Endangered Species list!
Unfortunately, the American government has seen fit to close down the space program. So we're stuck on this rock until one of us comes up with a serum that cures stupidity or builds an outer space Noah's Ark so we non stuck on stupid types can haul ass!
Unfortunately, the American government has seen fit to close down the space program. So we're stuck on this rock until one of us comes up with a serum that cures stupidity or builds an outer space Noah's Ark so we non stuck on stupid types can haul ass!
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Hopefully, 2012 will be the year our old friends Good Sense (formerly known as "common" sense), Common Courtesy and Logic will return. After all, 2012 is being hailed as the year of enlightenment! So there is hope!
Yea ... I know! I'm a dreamer!
Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way.
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