Friday, January 1, 2016

Resolutions for 2016


Okay folks it's a new day in a new year and yours truly has broken her own rules in making resolutions and decided to actually make a few this year.   Blame it on lack of sleep, but I thought that maybe--just maybe--I could do it. So with that said I, the Empress of the known & unknown Universes™ (self-proclaimed!) hereby resolves the following...

I resolve not to refer, infer, state, imply or look at anyone as if they were an idiot. Unless they are being idiots, then I'm obligated to call them out on it.  Due to legalities of said resolutions I am prompted to declare a disclaimer: I got a new Thesaurus for Christmas. And no, that's not one of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park! 

I resolve to stop asking people one particular question, and that question being how stupid can you be? After years of careful observation, I've come to the conclusion that asking such a question would prompt some into thinking it was a challenge.  This in turn would have me breaking my first resolution and we can't have that.  Now can we?  

I resolve not to get involved with any type of political discussion.    I'm honest enough to know that people (for the most part) make it way too easy to point out how truly stupid they are--and I am hellbent on keeping my resolutions.  

I resolve to ignore all videos that pop up on my news feed on Face Book showing someone being "heroic" while never explaining why the person filming the act never bothering to put away the camera and help the person in need their damn self.  I mean I get that the majority of people on this planet are dumber than a sack of hammers and believe that all that they see on the internet is genuine and legit...but come ON! You see someone freezing half to death--you give them something warm to wear, you get them a hot beverage, you take them somewhere where it's warm!!!! You see someone drowning you either call 9-1-1 or jump in there and save them; if  you see someone getting the ever living shit beat of them...you put down the G-damn camera and call 9-1-1! Of if you can, you get in there and beat the rat bastards off that poor slob getting the snot knocked out of'em!  Seriously people!  WTF? 

*DEEEEP BREATH*

I resolve to not judge people on an everyday basis.  I know me and knowing me like I do, I know I'll do it at least once a week.  But I figure not doing it every single day should suffice.  Even  even though the majority of people deserve being judged for being so unbelievably stupid and really need me to shove my foot so far up their asses they would be coughing shoe leather for the rest of the year, I have concluded that my judging them as to how unimaginably stuck on stupid they are is not for me to say but is between them and the deity of their choosing.  

I was going to resolve to take better care of myself, eating healthier, exercising more, cut back on smoking, add another day of meditating and just being.  But the fact is, all this healthy living would just lead to a longer time in this hell hole filled with the dumbest beings this side of the Milky Way.  And the way I see it...I'm going to be dead from a stroke within six months anyways holding in how I REALLY feel.  So screw the healthy life-style freeze dried bullshit and pass me the donuts and coffee!

So there you have it folks!  My resolutions for 2016!

oy!





About Julia K. Cole


What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as The Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  and Marie D. Jones' 
Destiny vs. Choice 


    PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.


    Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World. 










    Thursday, December 31, 2015

    Final Thoughts on 2015


    After much thought on the subject I decided that my final thoughts can be summed up in this one simple phrase...

    Fuck You!

    Yea, I have lots more to say about 2015.  But I've covered it in my other articles here on this blog.  You can find them by looking at the archives log.

    So back to my final thoughts.  I've come to the conclusion that the only thing I am taking with me into 2016 is my attitude--it's an oldie but oh brother man it's an IMPERIAL GOLDIE!  

    So get  your collective asses in line cause the Empress is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!  And she has reaffirmed her Bitch Goddess status, unleashed the rolls of duct tape and is embracing  her inner BIOTCH!

    Whatever you do, say or attempt to make me fit inside your little box I say ... Fuck You!

    Just so you understand where I am coming from please be advised that I don't give two craps on a cracker what your opinion is.  Your feeble thoughts do not matter.  Your acceptance of me is neither required nor desired!  So when you actually start to think I do give a crap (be they one or two on a saltine cracker) about what you think just remember these two little words...Fuck You!   Remember that before you open your mouth or take to the keyboard to  exert your ill-informed, badly put together, ignorant opinion.   Yes, you're entitled to your opinion--but keep forever in mind that said entitlement comes with consequences.  If you're not prepared to live with those consequences...then STFU and go watch a nice Lil Bub video.  They're cute, funny and will keep you from making an ass out of yourself.  

    To sum it all up and bring an end to this final thought on 2015 I say to all you would be naysayers, shamers, critics of any kind (especially you idiot politically correct types) .... the mantra for 2016 is FUCK YOU!  Got it?  GOOD!

    So Happy New Year!  And Behave yourselves!  Cause I got the duct tape and I ain't afraid to use it!




    About Julia K. Cole



    What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!



    Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 



    In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

    As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

    Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as The Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


    Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  and Marie D. Jones' 
    Destiny vs. Choice 


      PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.


      Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World. 








      Happy New Year 2016












      Saturday, December 19, 2015

      Christmas and Winter Tags 2015 Part 5






      Made this one for my friend Julie 

      Made this one for my Daughter



      Friday, December 11, 2015

      Solid Waste Management of Metro Louisville Paying It Forward This Holiday Season!

      The men and women of Metro Solid Waste Management here in Louisville, Kentucky are paying it forward this Holiday Season by collecting food, personal hygiene products and other essentials for the St. Vincent de Paul Food Pantry.

      Click HERE to visit their official Face Book Page.

      Paying it forward is the best Gift of all.  










      About Julia K. Cole



      What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!



      Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 



      In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

      As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

      Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as The Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


      Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  and Marie D. Jones' 
      Destiny vs. Choice 


        PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.


        Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World.