Sunday, July 12, 2015

My 55th Birthday "OR" How Many Quotes Can An Empress Quote Before She Forgets What She's Talking About?

On July 25th I will be 55 years old.  Wow!  55 years old.  Quite remarkable really!  Even if I do say so myself.  And I do.     

Funny thing about my birthday these last few years.   Each time I have sat down to share my thoughts nothing happens.  It's like my mind goes completely blank.  It's not like I don't have anything to say.  Anyone of you that have read my articles posted here can attest to that!   And it's not that I have any issues talking about myself. My family and close friends can attest to that!   But for some odd reason when it comes to talking about my birthday I'm just lost.    

Well this year I am determined to post something--anything--with respect to my birthday.  I mean let's face facts here people.   My being born was an awesome event.  At least it was for me.   I had plans!  I had hopes and dreams!  I had a mission!  And then...everything else happened.  Everything but what I had planned that is.  Interestingly enough, the whole time I was growing up I kept thinking to myself...this is not what I signed up for.  THIS is not the way it's supposed to be going.  

I literally lived that life is what happens when you're busy doing something else thing.  Thank you John Lennon!

Now that my children are all grown and doing their own thing, I walk around with this deer caught in headlights look.  Yea, I've gotten a few things accomplished in my life.  But there is so much more I want to do.  I read about these people who set out on their paths much later in life.  While I admire them for going for it, I want to know where they get the energy to even do it!  For crissakes I can barely drag myself out of bed these days.  Can't get going until I've had at least two pots of coffee.  And what in the hell are all those aches and pains??!  For the love of Buddha!  I am hurting in places I didn't even know existed!  It's crazy!  Great!  Now I have that "I've fallen and can't get up" commercial playing in my head!!!

A few years back I could literally do 12 different things at once.  Now I consider myself lucky if I can remember 12 things!  I'm still trying to figure out how I can remember something that happened 50 years ago, but couldn't tell you what took place 5 minutes ago.  What the hell is up with that?

For example, I remember telling my daddy on my 5th birthday...I'm never gonna grow up!  And so far, I've kept that promise!  I may not have a choice in growing old, but I do have a choice about growing up!  Growing up is for people who just give up.  And I am not a giver upper!   My get up and gone might have got up and quit.  But I'll never grow up.  Not me!  No sireee!    Great!  Now I hear Mary Martin singing in my head!


I know I've gotten old when every sentence starts with...back when I was younger.  Seriously???!  Back when I was younger?  When did I get old?   To quote old Rose from the movie Titanic  "... And it looks the same as it did last time I saw it... The reflection's changed a bit."   Wonderful!  Now Celine Dion is singing in my head!  OY!


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In my heart I'm still a youngster filled with so much hope and dreams.   And I know it ain't over 'til it's over!  I got lots more books to write, lots more sig tags to create and lots more people to meet and places to visit before I check out!

As long as there's coffee to drink I'll managed.   (And a little help from my friends).  Sheesh!  Now the Beatles are singing in my head.  Wait!  Someone's actually playing it!  Whew!  

At any rate, it's been a great journey so far.  *pauses.  Hears silence. Continues writing*   Seeing the road ahead, the sign posts...OH CRAP!  Now the Carpenters are singing We've Only Just Begun!  

Okay!  Okay!  that's it!

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To ALL my fellow Leos I wish you the happiest of birthdays!

OMG!  Birthday songs in my head!   Okay so what was I talking about again???!!

See  what happens when you get old??!!!    

*LOLOLOLOL*

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About Julia K. Cole

What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!

Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as the Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  Click HERE for the review; and Marie D. Jones' Destiny vs. Choice  Click HERE    




    PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.

    Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited


    Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World.  






    Friday, July 3, 2015

    Fourth of July Sig Tags 2015 Part 2

    Fourth of July Sig Tags Featuring the beautiful Garv Girls














    Traveling Through the BlogASphere With A Rant With No Name "OR" How I Declared My Independence From Political Correctness


    NEWS FLASH:  Try as I might I have NO fucking control over how any one feels.  Therefore, I can't, in good conscious, take responsibility for said feelings of said others.    And believe you me, if I could control others' feelings the world would be a happier place.  Everybody, and I do mean EVERY BODY, would get along.  

    But I have no control over any of that.   Reason being is  (1) that mind control machine I got off Ebay does NOT work!  And I can't get a refund because I kinda, sorta, okay I wore out that button that says PUSH HERE.   


    And (2)...  duct taping people to cacti in the middle of the desert appears to be illegal in all 50 states. Not really sure why.  Something about kidnapping, torture, inhumane treatment and cruelty to wildlife (I was told coyotes can't really digest people. It makes them very sick--the coyotes not the people).  Go figure!  And that whole idea of a gigantic sling shot aimed at the the center of the sun is out too.  Airspace disputes, space program blah blah blah.  

    Okay so I came up with a few ideas that may actually be legal. 

    Those who don't take responsibility for their own feelings and get offended easily should be charged with neglect.    

    Neglecting your own personal growth and such should be taken very seriously.   Laugh if you must, but I am of a strong belief that if every single whiny ass wussy politically correct fuck-tard were made to take charge of their own feelings, they would finally shut the fuck up and leave the rest of us alone.  

     Totally win/win here folks.  Think it over.  

    Negligence of taking responsibility for your own feelings should come with a serious monetary fine and a threat of being made to scrape road kill off the highways and by ways during a blistering heat wave.  This would give offenders  something to remember the next time they even attempt to consider anything politically correct and/or taking offense over something that is petty and just stupid and the rest of the world finds funny and/or non-offensive and/or non-threatening.  


    And for those  who cater to those who refuse to take responsibility of their own feelings would have to be punished as well.  Not as severe mind you.  But fair is fair.  And I'm all about being fair.    Being an accomplice comes with it's own repercussions don't cha know.

    A suitable punishment that doesn't include duct tape was difficult.  But I managed to pull one out of my ass.  

    I'm thinking that the punishment should be  a heart felt apology video dedicated to the rest of us who are responsible and respectful and don't fall under the whiny ass oh I'm incapable of taking responsible for my own feelings because I'm a little  cry baby priss category.  

    Said video would be an apology for all those times you fence sitting nits caved in to those irresponsible assholes who insisted that everyone (BUT THEM) is responsible for how they personally feel.  

    The apology would explain and attempt to justify why they carried out actions that were unjust, unfair and just plain ridiculous to the rest of us who suck it up.  They would apologize for hurting the feelings and/or causing some sort of harm of  all  persons who are not politically correct and not easily offended but are totally beyond sick and tired of those who are!

    This video would be posted on You Tube and advertised on every single social network on the Internet.  We would charge for viewing and all monies would go to a charity to be named at a later date.   I think that should suffice.  For now.  At least until they make it legal for me to duct tape people to cactus and we can find a suitable anti-acid for coyotes. 



    These are just ideas.  But, they are Ideas that I believe will one day become a reality.   I mean not too long ago somebody had this silly little  idea that the world was round.  That all worked out...eventually.  

    Freedom from the easily offended and politically correct is what I am working towards.  Independence from fuck tards! Wow!  Can you imagine how much better the world would be without them?  I've seen this world if only in my mind.  It's a wonderful world filled with happy responsible people who actually get along with every one.  


    WOW!  What a friggin concept!  EVERYBODY getting along!


    *sigh*



    DISCLAIMER:   I'm not one who goes around deliberately hurting other people's feelings.  And I am not suggesting, implying or saying out right that any of you set out to do that.  No.  What I am saying is this...we all should be comfortable with who we are as people.  And our comfort does not  include catering, coddling and licking the ass of those who can't manage to take responsibility for their own feelings.

    Feelings 
    They're YOURS!  
    Own them!  
    Take responsibility for them!
    Do it NOW!
    Do it OFTEN!
    Just DO IT! 

    For those who are responsible for their own feelings...

     I SALUTE YOU!


    For those who declare their independence from all things politically correct... 


    I SALUTE YOU!


    You are the few and nearly extinct individuals who still believe change can and will happen! 

    About Julia K. Cole

    What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!

    Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

    In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

    As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

    Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as the Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


    Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  Click HERE for the review; and Marie D. Jones' Destiny vs. Choice  Click HERE    




      PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.

      Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited


      Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World.  









      Thursday, July 2, 2015

      2015 Fourth of July Sig Tags

      Showing off my 4th of July Sig Tags 2015!  Featuring the lovely ladies of Very Many, Arthur Crowe and Keith Garvey!


      *Warning: Adult Content*



















      Tuesday, June 9, 2015

      From the Pay It Forward Files: Small Shelters for Homeless People 9 yr old Hailey is making a big difference in her community!

       Talk about Paying It Forward!

      Go Hailey!

      Blurb from Hailey's GoFundMe page:

      Hailey started to help the homeless 4 years ago when she saw someone on the side of the street and asked her mother if there was anything she could do. They bought him lunch and from there Hailey has taken it upon herself to start a garden to donate vegetables and begin building mobile sleeping shelters for the homeless in Kitsap county.

      Click HERE to donate and follow Hailey's amazing journey!  








      About Julia K. Cole

      What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!

      Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

      In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

      As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   

      Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as the Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.


      Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  Click HERE for the review; and Marie D. Jones' Destiny vs. Choice  Click HERE    


        PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.

        Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited


        Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World.  











        Wednesday, May 13, 2015

        FROM THE PAY IT FORWARD FILES: Kentucky trooper's good deed caught on camera



        This is going viral!  And rightfully so. 



        CLICK HERE to read the story!










































        About Julia K. Cole

        What can you expect from someone who considers Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality a personal calling? Straight forward answers that lead to life-changing experiences on a soul level!

        Known as The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape, Julia has made it her personal mission to put Reality back into Spirituality™. Julia sets out to assist people in expanding their conscious awareness through her rather unique and personal take on the human experience. 

        In the style of Erma Bombeck, Julia utilizes her own brand of humor and down to earth demeanor to get her messages across in an all so delightful way. 

        As a writer, Julia is a virtual powerhouse of creativity.  Among Julia's literary accomplishments is  the  Children of the Luminaries  trilogy;  Book One: The Coming Storm can be purchased by clicking Here.   


        Book Two  of the trilogy is due out in the Fall of 2015 and Book Three will be available in 2016.  The long anticipated ZEN of Duct Tape:  An Empress Is Born will be out in 2016.  As well as the Teddy Mitchell Chronicles.

        Julia has also contributed to several other publications including Brad Steiger's  Real Zombies, The Living Dead, and Creatures of the Apocalypse  Click HERE for the review; and Marie D. Jones' Destiny vs. Choice  Click HERE    




          PLEASE NOTE:  All artwork, unless otherwise specified, are the property of the individual artists themselves. The author of these blogs claims no ownership of the original artwork, but only of the sig tags created using said artwork. Each sig tag shown on these blogs include the appropriate copyright information of the Artists and the unique licensure for use.

          Reproduction and copying of said work without proper authority is strictly prohibited


          Unless otherwise specified, ALL articles on this Blogger are the property of Julia K. Cole.  The ZEN of Duct Tape™, it's name, teachings, modalities, and all excerpts; the nicknames The Empress of the Known & Unknown Universes™ and The Diva of Duct Tape™,  The Duct Tape Diva™; Putting Reality Back Into Spirituality™, Reality back into Spirituality are the property and trade marks of Julia K. Cole and are protected under Copy Right Laws both here in the USA and Around The World.  






          Tuesday, May 12, 2015

          A Champion Has Been Chosen! (Excerpt from Children of the Luminaries Book One: The Coming Storm)

          “It is done!” Mehtevas stated.

          She'Sari looked at him with a mixture of curiosity and astonishment.  “You betroth the ultimate power so soon Master Mehtevas?”  It was more of a statement than an actual question.

          “I have my reasons.”  Mehtevas smiled as he discreetly watched Ariadne, Fasbur and Matura whispering to each other.

          She'Shari followed his gaze.  “They are not pleased with the decision.”

          “Yes, well that is their choice, is it not?”

          Just as She' Sari began to speak, a large red sphere swept through the room.  All but Mehtevas ducked and dodged the round red ball of light as it flew over their heads.  Hovering a moment above the center of the chamber, the sphere began to take a solid form.  In a matter of seconds a very tall dark-haired handsome man dressed in black robes stepped forth.

          “Greetings esteemed members of The Pantheon…”  Looking to his left he continued, "Ariadne.”

          “Greetings, Lord Demetrius!”  Mehtevas exclaimed heartily.

          “You have made your choice?”  Demetrius asked with excitement.

          “We have!”  Mehtevas motioned for Demetrius to step closer to the viewing globe.  “Behold!”

          Demetrius’ huge smile quickly faded as he saw the image.  “You cannot be serious!”

          “You see Mehtevas? Even he sees the error we have made.” Ariadne shouted.

          Mehtevas put his arm around Demetrius’ broad shoulders.  “I realize you cannot see it now, but after some training and careful mentoring…”

          Demetrius moved to one side.  “Lord Mehtevas you know how much I respect you, but I must protest.  This…this individual is more suited for the home and hearth, not the battlefield.”

          Demetrius looked at the image once again and shook his head.  “No amount of training and mentoring could change that into a warrior!”  He put up both his hands and shook his head again.  “As much as it pains me, I find myself agreeing with Ariadne.  An error has surely been made.”

          “My beloved friend, I assure you no error has been made.  You will see!”  Again, Mehtevas gestured towards the images appearing on the globe.  "Look beyond what you see here.  
          Beyond outward appearances.”  he urged.  “Do not be fooled by exterior beauty but instead use your power of discernment and see what lies deep inside."

          Demetrius found himself mesmerized.  Taking in the energies emanating from the images, he could now feel there was something unique about this one.  More than strength and fortitude.  An energy pure and unfettered.  An energy he had not felt in eons now poured through the globe.  But there was something else.   What he could not yet comprehend.   He became lost in his thoughts for a moment.

          “Yes!  Yes! " He finally agreed.  "But there will be much work involved in training this particular one."   Glancing slyly to his right, he added.  "And taking into consideration Ariadne is not known for ever being right.”  He chided with smug satisfaction, "I accept your offer to train and mentor this chosen one of The Pantheon!"  

          Demetrius could not help but feel pleased with the angered look upon Ariadne’s face.  What a pitiful arrogant soul, he thought.  With renewed confidence Demetrius stepped closer to the viewing globe.  A big grin spread across his face.

          “So when do I get to meet this champion of yours?”



          Excerpt from Children Of The Luminaries Book One:  The Coming Storm


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